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“There’s no question at times of my life, partially
driven by how passionately I felt about this country,
that I worked far too hard and things happened
in my life that were not appropriate.”
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So explains Newt Gingrich to The Christian Broadcasting Network, clarifying for the public exactly why he cheated on his first two wives.
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Newt’s Brief History:
1. Marriage—–Cheat—–Divorce
2. Marriage—–Cheat—–Divorce
3. Marriage—–Obtain God’s Forgiveness—–Run for President of the United States as the Pro-Marriage-Family-Values Candidate.
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And while we had naively assumed his infidelity was merely the result of immoral, corrupt and dishonest behavior, it turns out that he was just too darn patriotic!
And if you cannot now embrace him as your Pro-Marriage-Family-Values-Kind-of-Guy, he would like you to know that you are a gay, secular fascist, socialist, communist Kenyan, anti-Colonial Nazi.
And now this fierce patriotism is making him run for President. His patriotism apparently is really powerful stuff — powerful enough to allow extreme hubris to trump any sense of decency, humility or personal integrity.
In fact, all this patriotism should make his third wife very, very nervous.
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the politically challenged 