MSNBC & FOX: What’s News?

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Is  it just me, or do MSNBC and FOX sound more and more like The Onion than real news stations?

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News Event: Obama family visits grocery store.

MSNBC Headline: Obama Stimulates Economy & Creates Jobs

FOX Headline: Obama, the Socialist

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News Event: Obama plays basketball Sunday morning.

MSNBC Headline: Obama Stimulates Economy & Creates Jobs

FOX Headline: Obama, the Socialist

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News Event: Obama authorizes drone strikes.

MSNBC Headline: Obama Saves America (While Stimulating Economy & Creating Jobs)

FOX HeadlineObama Still a Socialist (and Possibly Kenyan)

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News Event: Obama seen playing with family dog.

MSNBC Headline: Obama loves dogs!

FOX HeadlineObama loves dogs, stir-fried!

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News Event: Osama Bin Laden killed, Obama gives order.

MSNBC HeadlineBarack “Rambo” Obama Single-Handedly Kills Bin Laden With Bare Hands

FOX Headline: Bush Kills Bin Laden (Obama Apologizes to Al Qaeda)

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News Event: Obama accidentally bumps into an elderly woman at rally, says “Sorry” as he helps her up.

MSNBC Headline: Obama Saves America’s Elderly

FOX Headline: Obama Again the Apologist

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News Event: Out-of-control cable news bias destroying journalistic integrity.

MSNBC Headline“Leaning Forward”

FOX Headline“Fair & Balanced”

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Maybe it’s time to change the channel?

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