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AN URGENT APPEAL FROM PRESIDENT OBAMA
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Dear Kidnappers:
I demand the immediate and safe return of the real Mitt Romney. I will spare no effort and pledge the full resources and might of this great country toward this noble cause.
We don’t yet know how you managed to switch Governor Romney with the imposter that appeared in his place at our debate last week, but we are on to you.
I have to admit, you almost got away with it. But you were too clever by half. The clues were subtle, but are there on the tape for all to see and hear:
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“I like parts of Obamacare,” he says. (Hmmnnn…)
“I think Dodd-Frank has many positive features.” (Really now)
“I’m not going to lower taxes on the rich,” he says.
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Fiends!
Oh, the humanity!
Did you really think you could simply switch our “severe Conservative” with this soft, moderate Mitt and get away with it?
I know Mitt Romney, and you’re no Mitt Romney!
So return our Mitt or prepare to be Bin Ladened!
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the politically challenged 