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Dear Birthers:
There are a host of very defensible reasons why you may not like our President. And I am confident that nearly all fall into the broad category of “reasonable”.
But when “Obama was born in Kenya” is your explanation, I’m a bit concerned.
I’m concerned because maintaining such a claim at this point will clearly place you into at least one of two groups: the Morons or the Bigots** [See Below].
If you are just a moron, then I forgive you. It will still be disturbing to hear your rants, but a moron is a moron and you cannot help yourself. You have been betrayed by your gene pool and I will not make fun of your disability.
If you are a bigot, however… well……… I still forgive you. For a bigot is also a moron, and as I have stated, a moron is just a moron.
In either case, though, I thought I might help you to disguise your disability with a short exercise. I’ve compiled a list of some very reasonable explanations why you might dislike — or even detest — our President. I thought we might say them out loud together to practice for the next time you feel the need to bash him.
Let’s give it a try, shall we? All together now:
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“He’s too liberal!”
“He’s too inexperienced!”
“He’s too apologetic!”
“He’s too professorial!” (Pssst…that means he acts like a teacher.)
“...he’s too black!” (No, no, no. I heard you. Try again…)
“…he has huge ears!” (….. I guess, but…)
“His policies are damaging this country!” (Much better!)
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There. I knew you could do it!
Warm Regards,
S.
[** There is a third group: the Fake Birthers — those opportunists who fully know the truth, but are feeding and manipulating the Birthers like lemmings for their own political gain. They are the worst of the worst, for they are not ignorant (pitiable), but immoral and corrupt and I will not waste my time on them.]
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the politically challenged 